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	<title>What is the Pyramid &#187; Rihanna</title>
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		<title>Rihanna and Jay-Z: Umbrella</title>
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				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Demonic Posession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eminem]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rain Man]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As much as I hate this mother fucking song, the lyrics are incredibly revealing. Jay-Z beings with: No clouds in my storms Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank (Rihanna: eh eh) Comin&#8217; down with the Dow Jones When the clouds come we gone We Rocafella (Rihanna: eh eh) We fly higher than weather [...]]]></description>
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<p>As much as I hate this mother fucking song, the lyrics are incredibly revealing.</p>
<p>Jay-Z beings with:</p>
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<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">No clouds in my storms</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank (Rihanna: eh eh)</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Comin&#8217; down with the Dow Jones</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">When the clouds come we gone</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">We Rocafella (Rihanna: eh eh)</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">We fly higher than weather</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">And G5s are better<br />
</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">You know me</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">An anticipation for precipitation, stacks chips for the rainy day (Rihanna: eh eh)</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Jay, Rain Man is back with little Miss Sunshine</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Rihanna where you at?</span></li>
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<p>Analysis:</p>
<ol>
<li>No clouds in my storms seems to mean that whatever storm is being referred to will not have visible clouds to indicate it is coming. It is a silent storm.</li>
<li>Hydroplaning in the bank refers to the storm, so this must be an economic storm. Hydroplaning means coasting on the water of a storm.</li>
<li>Coming down with the Dow Jones? This song was released in 2007 way before the economic panic.</li>
<li>When the storm comes, we&#8217;re gone. Jay-Z meaning hes leaving before the financial crisis.</li>
<li>Rocafella is Rockefeller, as in David Rockefeller</li>
<li>We fly above the storm, we are not affected by the financial crisis, we are the David Rockefeller family</li>
<li>G5 can refer to a classification of Sun or Star. It is unknown what this refers to</li>
<li>[Self-explanatory]</li>
<li>Jay-Z has money saved for the financial crisis</li>
<li>The &#8220;Rain Man&#8221;, the creator of the storm is declaring his presence</li>
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<p>So who is the Rain Man? Lets ask Eminem in his song &#8220;Rain Man&#8221;:</p>
<ol>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Cause I ain&#8217;t got no legs!</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;"> Or no brain, nice to meet you</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;"> Hi, my name is&#8230;</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;"> I forgot my name!</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;"> My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;"> My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is&#8230;.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;"> Rain Man</span></li>
</ol>
<p>Eminem is possessed by the devil and his name is Rain Man? Lets ask Gucci Mane in his song &#8220;Rain Man&#8221;:</p>
<ol>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">rain rain rain this way</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">thats what all the strippas say</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">rain man go away thats what all these hatas say</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">imma rain man and i can make it rain i make it thunder storm</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">i make it hurricane</span></li>
</ol>
<p>How about Jamie Fox in her song &#8220;Rain Man&#8221;:</p>
<ol>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">baby cut my lights (cut my lights)back on (back on baby)take  me I’m ours (take me I’m yours)</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;"> release me release me ohhhhh uhh ohhhh Rain Man,Rain  Man, Rain Man</span></li>
</ol>
<p>Lil Wayne&#8217;s &#8220;Rain Man&#8221; anthem:</p>
<ol>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Hey everbody say mr.rain man can we have rainy day?</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Bring an umbrella please bring an umbrella ella ella ella</span></li>
</ol>
<p>Let&#8217;s consult another one of Rihanna&#8217;s songs called Disturbia:</p>
<ol>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Why do I feel like this?</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">I&#8217;m going crazy now</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">No more gas, in the red, can&#8217;t even get it started</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Nothing heard, nothing said, can&#8217;t even speak about it</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">On my life, on my head, don&#8217;t wanna think about it</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">Feels like I&#8217;m going insane, yeah</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">It&#8217;s a thief in the night to come and grab you</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">It can creep up inside you and consume you</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">A disease of the mind, it can control you</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #00ccff;">It&#8217;s too close for comfort</span></li>
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<p>It seems Rihanna and Eminem, and other popular artists are affected mentally by &#8220;Rain Man&#8221;.</p>
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