world.cpp

long population=2;
long ego=0;
HANDLE AWAKE=0;

void ProblemReactionSolution(){

while(1){

if(population>500000 && brainwashed!=population){

if(!AWAKE)

AWAKE=UndefinedFunction();

if(Economy.Rating>0){

Taxes++;
ImplmenetMonetaryVacuumCleaners();
if(People.Care==true){
Congress.CreateBill(CreateIncognitoMonetaryVacuumCleaner());

}

AspartameFruitrollups();
FlourideBongwater();
MSG++;

if(SignificantOccultAstrologicalAlignment(Date()){

RandomTerroristEvent();

if(rand()%6==3){

MurderPopularIndividual();
CreateNewsDistraction();

}

}else{

Publish(CreateRandomIrrelevantGarbage());

}

}else{

MessageBox(0,”Work of the ages complete”,0,0);
annihilate(“/brain/functions/disobedience-to-authority”);
annihilate(“/brain/functions/religious-constructs”);
AlchemicalRevolution();

}

}

}
void Illuminati(){

SpawnMonetarySystems();
SpawnSecretSocieties(SOLAR, PHALLIC, 666, ALPHAMALEDOMINANCE);
CreateThread(ProblemReactionSolution);

}

long HumanGrowth(void* param){

for(;;){

for(long x=0;x<population/2;x++)
population+=rand()%2;

}

}
long EgoInflation(void* param){

while(6==6){

ra++;
isis–;
if(ra==CRITICAL_MASS)
Illuminati();

}

}

void Ouroboros(){

while(Snake.Eat(Snake.Tail)){

population=2;
CreateThread(HumanGrowth);
CreateThread(EgoInflation);
CreateThread(AwakeCheck);
WaitForSingleObject(AWAKE);

}

}

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